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Zork Zodiac What does your horoscope say about you?

The Inadvisable Trolley

A rickety trolley careening off a track.
Personality: Reckless, thrill-seeking, and prone to making "inadvisable" decisions.
Lucky Day: Any day without brakes involved.

The Throbbing Croissant

A buttery pastry glowing with an inexplicable aura.
Personality: Comforting yet mysterious, known for being both flaky and intense.
Lucky Day: Whenever there's breakfast.

The Frustrated Duck

A quacking duck with its feathers ruffled.
Personality: Irritable and impatient, yet strangely endearing.
Lucky Day: When everything goes swimmingly.

The Plumber's Ankle

A robust ankle clad in a sock slightly out of place.
Personality: Grounded, dependable, but occasionally overlooked.
Lucky Day: When there's no leakage.

The Lesser Frumious Bandersnatch

A confused and mildly intimidating creature from the Jabberwocky.
Personality: Witty and enigmatic, often misunderstood.
Lucky Day: When someone finally gets their jokes.

The Grimbrood Weevil

A determined little beetle with a slightly menacing aura.
Personality: Industrious yet ominous, capable of causing more trouble than their size suggests.
Lucky Day: During a full moon in a grain silo.

The Ill-Tempered Gherkin

A spiky pickle fuming with rage.
Personality: Brash, quick to anger, but secretly tender at heart.
Lucky Day: When everything goes sour.

The Pheeble

A small, timid creature clutching a dandelion.
Personality: Shy and unassuming, but capable of surprising resilience.
Lucky Day: When nobody expects it.

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